Ding Dong Merrily On High

Though I normally despise surveys such as these, I do suppose the following one might improve public understanding of science whatever.

Outcast
[X] You don't have very many friends.
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[X] You were always picked last for kickball.
[X] You don't like to talk a lot.
[X] You tend to avoid mass social activities.
[X] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
[X] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[ ] Your friends have blown you off before.
[ ] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[ ] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
[X] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[X] People don't find you friendly.
[X] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.
[ ] You eat alone at lunch.
Total = 9

Party Girl/Boy
[ ] Lets face it: you like to party.
[ ] You party every other weekend.
[ ] ...Or every weekend?
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion.
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state... world.
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ ] You've hooked up at parties.
[ ] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[ ] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[ ] You've partied all night.
[ ] You've snuck out of the house to party.
[X] Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not.
[ ] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[ ] You've crashed a party before.
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party.
[ ] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[ ] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[ ] You can dance.
[X] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.

Total = 2

Scene Kid
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[ ] You have a obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon.
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[ ] You have a mirror pic.
[X] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.
[ ] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[ ] Your hair is multicolored.
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[ ] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[ ] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person.
[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[X] You enjoy photography.
Total = 2

Prep
[ ] You pop the collar.
[ ] You won't go near the "goths".
[ ] You own at least one thing from a designer store.
[X] You are very clean cut.
[X] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume.
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] (Girls) You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[ ] (Girls) You do not leave the house without make up.
[X] You are content overall with how your life is going.
Total = 3

Band Geek
[X] You have played an instrument before.
[ ] You still play an instrument.
[ ] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[ ] You are/were in Marching Band.
[ ] You've never dated anybody outside of Band.
[ ] Most of your friends are in band.
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[X] You enjoy listening to Classical music on occasion. (What about those of us who listen to "Classical" music all the time, eh?)
[ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major.
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a Band bus or at a Band competition.
[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
[ ] Band is your favorite class.
[ ] You have been to band camp.
[ ] You walk in step with all your friends.
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[X] You hate rap music.
[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
[X] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself. (I suppose that means football, not American Football. Though it still holds true.)
[ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
[ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.
Total = 4

Thespian
[X] You have seen a school play.
[ ] You have seen a Broadway musical
[X] You like to act.
[X] You have participated in a school play.
[X] You have participated in a play outside of school.
[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference.
[ ] You get ticked off when people make that thespian, "Did you say lesbian?" joke.
[ ] You have done tech.
[ ] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props.
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[ ] You have been to a cast party.
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[X] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs. (Well, opera.)
[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.
[X] At one point in your life, you were obsessed with RENT. (Does La Boheme, of which Rent is the worse adaptation, count?)
[ ] You do not have a personal bubble.
[X] You actually understand Shakespeare. (... who doesn't?)
[ ] You know how to put on stage make up.
[X] You have been a lead.
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.
Total = 8

Overachiever
[ ] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[ ] You have a part-time job.
[X] You have straight As.
[ ] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes. (... not even applicable)
[ ] You do not procrastinate.
[ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test. (What?)
[ ] You do not have very much down time.
[X] You are very organized.
[X] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[X] You are in a relationship.
[X] You aspire to get into an Ivy League University. (They're not schools, they're unis. Also, Oxbridge.)
[ ] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.
[ ] You are/were on Student Council.
[ ] You are/were the class president.
[ ] You are/were a class officer.
[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
[X] People have told you that you didn't have a life.
[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[X] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.
Total = 7

Slacker
[ ] Your grades are slipping.
[ ] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
[ ] You are an overall procrastinator.
[ ] You tend to do your homework when you're watching TV.
[ ] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[ ] You are often late to school/work.
[X] You don't turn in a lot of your work.
[X] You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on Myspace when you could be doing something more productive.
[ ] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
[ ] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house.
[ ] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
[ ] You have fallen asleep during class before.
[ ] Friends have called you lazy.
[ ] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[ ] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[ ] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
[X] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before. (Well, on DVD.)
Total = 3

Goth
[X] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
[ ] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
[ ] You think tattoos are hot.
[ ] You think odd piercings are hot.
[ ] You don't get along with your parents.
[ ] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color.
[ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes.
[X] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death. (Not the meaning, duh, since there is none.)
[ ] You like to write dark poetry.
[X] You are into S&M.
[ ] You have a pair of over sized black pants.
[ ] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends.
[ ] You listen to grunge.
[ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[ ] You smoke cigarettes.
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
[X] You don't really care what people think about you.
[ ] Overly happy people scare you.
[ ] You like black makeup & nail polish best.
Total = 4

Nerd
[X] You actually study for tests and quizzes. (... obviously.)
[X] You have straight As.
[ ] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex.
[ ] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo.
[X] You over analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore.
[ ] Your mom buys your clothes for you.
[X] You actually answer the questions in class.
[ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
[ ] You miss school during the summer.
[X] You wear your pants at your waist. (They're suit trousers, duh.)
[ ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
[ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed.
[X] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey. (Which I tried to correct, but then, laziness struck!)
[ ] People always cheat off you during tests.
[X] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
[ ] You wear/should be wearing glasses.
Total = 7

Garage Band Junkie
[ ] You play the guitar
[ ] You have been in a garage band before.
[ ] You're still in a garage band.
[ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday.
[ ] You play shows almost weekly.
[ ] You play the drum set.
[ ] You sing vocals for a band.
[ ] You write your own lyrics.
[ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones.
[ ] Your band has a myspace page.
[ ] You have been in multiple garage bands.
[ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice.
[ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands.
[ ] Your band has been signed.
[ ] You have taken guitar classes at school.
[ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times.
[ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college.
[X] You have musical talent.
[ ] You have groupies.
[ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.
Total = 1

Gangsta
[ ] You actually are black.
[X] You know who the bloods and the crips are.
[ ] You wear doo-rags.
[ ] You actually grew up in the ghetto.
[ ] You can freestyle.
[ ] You drive down the street blaring your music.
[ ] Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts.
[ ] You can break dance.
[ ] You say "nigga" a lot.
[X] You talk too fast for people to understand you.
[ ] You are pretty chill with life.
[ ] You wear your jeans oversized and below your butt.
[ ] Old school rap is the best.
[ ] You know that Tupac will never die.
[ ] You wear bling.
[ ] You have/want a custom grill.
[ ] You have custom rims on your tires.
[ ] You are actually in a gang.
[ ] You are always big pimpin'.
Total = 2

Emo
[ ] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo.
[ ] You comb your hair over one of your eyes.
[ ] You flip your hair often.
[ ] You have dark-rimmed glasses.
[ ] You have hurt your self on purpose.
[ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
[X] You don't really smile too often.
[ ] You blog often.
[X] You never smile in pictures.
[ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.
[ ] You're too much of a pussy to be a goth.
[ ] You own a lot of band t-shirts.
[ ] You go to a lot of shows.
[ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.
[ ] It doesn't take very much to make you cry.
[ ] You have played all the Emo Games.
[ ] You have worn black eyeliner before.
[ ] You own a bandana which you wear in your hair.
[ ] You have dark hair.
[ ] You love the emo song.
[ ] You say stuff like "I feel like my heart's being ripped out" and all.
Total = 2

Skatepunk
[ ] You own/ed a skateboard.
[ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
[ ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding.
[ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines.
[ ] You have vandalized public property.
[ ] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before.
[ ] You have been yelled at for loitering.
[ ] You have gotten in trouble with the cops.
[ ] You listen to punk rock.
[ ] Chicks on skateboards are hot.
[ ] You stick it to the man.
[ ] You own skater shoes.
[ ] You watch MTV2, not MTV.
[ ] You enjoy crude humor.
[ ] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff.
[ ] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk. (... who's that?)
[ ] You pretty much live at the skate park.
[ ] Hygiene does not concern you.
[ ] Skater boys are attractive.
Total = 0

Metalhead
[ ] Most people are scared of your music.
[ ] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics.
[ ] You hate emo kids.
[ ] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before.
[ ] Slipknot isn't really metal.
[ ] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre, particularly flamenco.
[X] You hate pop and rap.
[ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff.
[X] Scene kids are fun to laugh at.
[ ] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands.
[ ] You curse a lot.
[ ] You can name at least five sub genres of metal.
[ ] You wore black converses before they became emo.
[ ] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're Vikings.
[ ] You also like classic rock, such as Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd.
[X] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music.
Total = 3

Alright. This was awful.