Anyone else thinking Jaime/Cersei
Die Walküre crossover here?
Imagine Jaime arriving one stormy night, hunted by his foes; Cersei helps him, usual origin story when her abusive husband Robert the Hunding arrives, they fall in love, she poisons Robert, der Lenz tritt in den Saal, they recognise each other and make passionate incestuous love. Curtain. Act Two: Ned and Catelyn talking about incest and marriage and stuff while Arya feels awkward. Curtain. Jaime and Cersei fleeing Stannis, Renly, fall asleep on a clearing, are awakened by the arrival of faceless!Arya here to tell them a thing or two about death. She is touched by Jaime's love for Cersei and decides to help them. The hunters arrive, Jaime fights, is winning, Ned appears and shatters his sword. Jaime is killed, Cersei rescued by Arya. Curtain, act three. Valkyries' choir, the other Stark kids. Arya arrives with Cersei, Bran leads the rest in their condemnation. Cersei learns she is pregnant, Arya names her child Joffrey, she flees when Ned arrives. Ned punishes Arya with eternal sleep yadda yadda curtain.